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Food & Drinks

The Menu

A full kitchen and bar, served at your table before and during the show. A two item minimum per person applies in the showroom.

Food Menu

Shareable plates, wings and sandwiches, served right at your table through the show.

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Appetizers

  • Dry Ribs & Fries

    17.00

    Delicious boneless dry ribs, french fries, served with plum sauce and ketchup

  • Spring Rolls V

    12.00

    Crispy fried vegetarian spring rolls

  • Mozza Sticks V

    17.00

    Fresh fried and golden brown, served with marinara

  • Buffalo Bites S

    17.00

    Lightly breaded chicken bites with just the right kick

  • Pickle Spears VS

    14.00

    Spicy panko breaded fried pickle spears

  • Chips & Guac V

    14.00

    House made tortilla chips with guacamole & salsa

  • Chicken Tenders

    18.00

    Crispy tender chicken filets, served with honey mustard

Chicken Wings

Served with ranch

16.00

  • Salt and Pepper
  • Tex Mex
  • BBQ
  • Honey Garlic
  • Buffalo Rub
  • Teriyaki
  • Honey Hot
  • Hot

Sandwiches

  • Crispy Chicken Sandwich

    18.00

    Served with fries

  • House Burger

    17.00

    House made patty, lettuce, tomato, caramelized onion, mayo

Drink Menu

Local craft and import beer, wine by the glass, specialty cocktails and premium liquor.

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Ales & Lagers

  • Budweiser 341 ml

    8.00

  • Canadian 341 ml

    8.00

  • Kokanee 341 ml

    8.00

  • Coors Light 341 ml

    8.00

  • Alexander Keiths 341 ml

    8.00

  • Hoegaarden 341 ml

    9.25

  • Corona 330 ml

    9.00

  • Heineken 330 ml

    9.25

  • Stella 330 ml

    9.25

  • Guinness 440 ml

    11.00

Local Craft

  • Red Truck
  • Northwest IPA 355 ml

    9.50

  • Amber Ale 355 ml

    9.50

  • Steel & Oak
  • Royal City Ale 473 ml

    9.50

  • Red Pilsner 473 ml

    9.50

  • Parkside
  • Dawn Pilsner 473 ml

    9.50

  • Yellow Dog
  • Retriever Golden Ale 473 ml

    9.50

  • High 5 Hazy IPA 473 ml

    9.50

  • Whistler Brewing
  • Gluten Free Lager 355 ml

    9.00

White & Rosé

6 oz9 ozBottle

  • Jackson Triggs

    6 oz 13.25 9 oz 16.50 Bottle 38.25

    Chardonnay · Canada

  • Jackson Triggs

    6 oz 14.25 9 oz 18.50 Bottle 46.50

    Sauvignon Blanc · Canada

  • Villa Teresa

    6 oz 14.25 9 oz 18.50 Bottle 46.50

    Pinot Grigio · Italy

  • Les Fleurs du Mal

    6 oz 14.25 9 oz 18.50 Bottle 46.50

    Rosé · France

Red

6 oz9 ozBottle

  • Pendragon

    6 oz 13.25 9 oz 16.50 Bottle 38.25

    Cabernet Sauvignon · Canada

  • Finca El Camino

    6 oz 17.25 9 oz 23.50 Bottle 56.25

    Malbec · Argentina

  • Inniskillin

    6 oz 13.50 9 oz 19.75 Bottle 49.25

    Pinot Noir · Canada

  • Angus the Bull

    6 oz 19.00 9 oz 26.50 Bottle 62.00

    Cabernet Sauvignon · Canada

  • Black Chook

    6 oz 14.25 9 oz 18.50 Bottle 46.25

    Shiraz · Australia

Specialty Cocktails

All cocktails are 2 oz pours

  • Tipsy Chick

    14.00

    Smirnoff, peach schnapps, lemonade, cranberry

  • Gimlet

    16.00

    Empress 1908 purple gin, fresh lime juice, simple syrup

  • Nag Attack

    14.00

    Malibu, lemonade

  • Dark Humor

    16.00

    Captain Morgans dark rum, lime juice, ginger beer

  • Sunburned Russian

    14.00

    Smirnoff raspberry, Malibu, pineapple, cranberry

  • Vancity Mule

    16.00

    Ketel One vodka, simple syrup, fresh lime, ginger beer

  • Cucumber Mint Mojito

    16.00

    Ketel One Botanical cucumber & mint, lime juice, simple syrup, soda water

  • Old Fashioned

    15.00

    Bulleit bourbon, simple syrup, bitters

  • Negroni

    15.00

    Campari, sweet vermouth, Tanqueray, orange zest

  • David’s Punchline

    14.00

    Melon liqueur, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, 7-Up, mango nectar

Shots & Shooters

  • Jizz in a Glass

    8.50

    Crème de cacao, peach schnapps, gin, cream

  • Snickers

    8.50

    Frangelico, coffee liqueur, Baileys

  • Monkey Punch

    8.50

    Crème de cacao, banana liqueur

Premium Liquors

All liquors are priced per 1 oz

Vodka

  • Smirnoff

    8.00

  • Ketel One

    11.00

  • Grey Goose

    10.50

Flavoured Vodka

  • Smirnoff Raspberry

    9.00

  • Ketel One Botanicals Cucumber & Mint

    11.00

Gin

  • Gordon’s London Dry

    8.00

  • Tanqueray

    9.00

  • Bombay

    9.50

  • Tanqueray 10

    13.00

  • Empress 1908

    14.00

Tequila

  • El Tequileno Reposado

    9.00

  • Don Julio Blanco

    13.50

Scotch

  • Johnnie Walker Red

    11.00

  • Johnnie Walker Black

    13.00

  • Glenlivet

    12.00

  • Johnnie Walker Blue

    46.00

Whiskey

  • Seagrams VO

    8.00

  • Jack Daniel’s

    9.50

  • Crown Royal

    9.50

  • Jameson

    9.50

  • Bulleit Bourbon

    10.25

Rum

  • Captain Morgan White

    8.00

  • Captain Morgan Dark

    8.50

  • Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

    9.50

  • Malibu

    9.00

  • Bacardi White

    10.00

V Vegetarian S Spicy

All prices in Canadian dollars and exclude tax. Groups of six or more are subject to a 20% gratuity. Menus are subject to change.

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530 Columbia St.
New Westminster, BC
V3L 1B1
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